Dear Mr. Dating B.N. Serious

Dear Mr. Dating B.N. Serious, 

      I hope this letter finds you in good health (and without a case of herpes).  It really is a shame that you have not been able to open your heart to a woman but expect her to open her legs for you.  I really think that's a tragedy.  

      It has been my experience with men of your ilk, that nothing positive comes from my time spent engaging in conversations or relationships with you.  When I can't look down the road and see a possible future with you, I won't waste my time.  

     I had someone suggest to me that I was trying to capture a man in my web when I went out on a date with someone who I knew had no intention of having a meaningful relationship with me.  I had fooled myself into believing that he might change his mind if he met me.  It's kind of akin to the fat women who pretend to be thin just to meet men.  She thinks that once he meets her, his opinion of what he really wants might change.  

      He was right...sort of.  When I met you, Mr. Dating B.N. Serious, I didn't pay attention to your dating intention disclosure.  "Dating", to me, means getting to know someone and developing a relationship.  If it said "Sex" or "Intimate Encounter", I would have known, more clearly, what it was you were looking for.  I feel deceived too.  

     In the future, I think that you and your cohort, Mr. Dating B.N. Commitment, should put it out there.  You aren't looking to connect with someone real...any big, fat, liar like yourself will do.  I think you should leave the nice girls alone and go find one who smears lipstick on her face to make her lips look bigger.  Us nice girls don't want to waste our time.

      

     Sincerely.... Ms. Wantsa Relationship