What I think is most important for you POF people to understand is that I have had quite a bit of experience on here now. I have spoken to, and even been on dates with, viscous barracudas and sharks and have somehow survived. Nobody shreds me. I still have all my limbs and appendages.
However, I have become keenly aware of what it is like to waste my time...YES...waste my time...with men whose dating intention does not align with mine. Dating used to be fun, so if I liked someone's personality, I would go out with them, regardless of what they stated they were looking for. I can't be bothered with that anymore. That's just disappointment waiting to happen. When I can use men the way men use women, I'll get in that game.
I have had a couple of men tell me that I'm doing dating all wrong. I should be enjoying men for whatever purpose they might be able to provide me. I should liberate myself and enjoy sins of the flesh with "whoever"...relax and enjoy myself. Well...fellas...that's not fun for me. There are women who embrace that philosophy about sex. I don't. It's special to me and it's meaningful. I will not waste my time...YES...waste my time, having sex with men for no reason. I have sex toys that can get me where I need to go. Don't need men for that.
So...you're laughing...but it's the truth. Dating for me includes finding someone who I care about and truly want to share my life with. I'm not talking about marriage or moving in together. I hate my X...wore my voodoo doll plumb out...(need a new one!). The last thing I want to do, is get involved with another man to that extent. Please....huh....
I'm pretty. I'm smart. I'm funny. I'm fun. I'm honest. I have sharp teeth and I bite. I don't like to be messed with. If you are an honest man, who is brave and not self centered, narcissistic or a whole ass, I might like you. I know you can't fix stupid, so I don't try.
I have a few rules for contacting me.
New Rule: You may not be posing with Winnie the Pooh, Mickey Mouse, Ronald McDonald, Hello Kitty or any other such character in any of your pictures.
New Rule: You may not be showing off tattoos, I don't like them.
New Rule: You may not be wearing a floppy hat.
New Rule: You may not be shirtless with a toilet very obviously behind you...or even worse...be in a subway bathroom with 10 urinals behind you.
New Rule: You may not have a picture of your cars or your motorcycles.
New Rule: You may not disclose, anywhere in your profile, that you like Nascar, Monster Trucks, Demolition Derby, Hunting, Fishing, Video Games or Pinball.
New Rule: You may not take your cat to the racetrack on a purple leash and think that's a normal, acceptable thing to do. If you are THAT wacked out, you might want to keep it to yourself.
New Rule: You may not have a bullet wound in your head.
New Random Rules: You may not look Amish. You may not be wearing purple. You may not look like you are posing with a ginormous vagina. Lastly...You may not look like a one-eyed pirate posing with a pirate pokemon. (What WAS that? I don't get the joke.)
That just about sums it up. Was that sweet? I was trying to get away from sounding cantankerous.
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